When I was at an interview for appointment setter for the match maker service job, and they asked me about my past phone experience; I took a deep breath and said “Well, I worked at a phone sex line.”

Every since my 6 month of work at the phone sex line, I have been wanting to mention it at a job interview. I always get “You have such a good phone manner and voice.” I want to reply, “Well, that from giving verbal blow jobs at 7 AM with a giggle and a laugh.” But of course I don’t say that.

I have many a wacky job listed on my resume. Many of the names of companies and events I have worked on get me a raised eyebrow or called in for interviews for jobs I’m not qualified for, just so they can see what I look like (and I have people actually told me that). I even for a while had the phone sex somewhat listed on my resume, as ‘storyteller’ for Selective Media, the company name for the phone sex line.

Multitasking is a popular job interview question, and I have handled two calls at once; since employees of the place where I worked were often asked to work the party line while taking regular calls. Making each man truly believe me moans, and promises of nibbles, sucks, and fucks were solely for him.

Dealing with difficult people. Well, I have cracked that imaginary whip and been the Dominatrix that makes people go “Yes, mama to” after a few minutes of suggestive phrases. I have gotten men with pedophile, incense fantasias talk about something else, cause we at the phone sex line in worked at didn’t talk about that.

I learn to read people, get them to open, accommodate them, and have them leaving happy in 5 – 7 minutes. Customer service- I’m all about that.

Fuck traditional jobs and all the business school training, to learn to be a receptionist or customer service rep, just try a few months working at the phone sex line to learn what you will need to know. But of course, graduate of a business can make it’s way on to the resume.